Just a little chat I need to have When I was 21 do you think I had a bag of cocaine in my car? If I did - if I did You'd never know it because it would have been hidden I'm not stupid. But why are so many 21-year old millionaires so stupid? Stupid and cute. But stupid - I don't know. Let's just say When I was 26 (or seven - or eight) And I was a billionairess What would I have done? Many naughty things. Many, many, many naughty things. But I would have had a DRIVER! 'Cuz I'm not stupid, no. I'm not stupid, no. Not THAT stupid anyway 'Cuz if I had been naughty (I like being naughty) But I haven't been caught so far and I am almost 44 44 And I've done many, many, many, many, many bad things. They are hidden inside my *mmm - mmm* Inside my *mmm - mmm* So there's no record or no fingerprints on it 'Cuz I'm not stupid 'Cuz I'm not stupid No, not stupid!