Too Phat

Tell Shorty

Too Phat


Chorus 
Tell shorty I love her 
Tell shorty I need her 
Tell shorty not to cry 
My love for her 
Will never die 

Verse 1 [Malique] 
Remember Jenny? 
The witch who 
Really drove me delirious 
And ever since 
I never took a gurlie serious 
Well I was heartbroke 
And straight up revengeful 
Looked up in the mirror 
Saw some playa' potential 
I started workin' out 
Just like a mad man 
Learned some rap slang 
Even started off a rap band 
I called it Too Phat 
Now anybody heard of 'em? 
I don't know why 
But some gurlies 
Are crazy over 'em 
The story goes 
I met all kinds of creatures 
Some dime pieces 
Some fly chicks wit' fine features 
Some were ugleeeh 
Some were so so 
But the "hey, he's just a friend" type 
Is a no no 
'Cause through experience 
It's not worth it 
It's uncool 
And any guy 
Who fights over a gurlie 
Is a dumb fool 
You feelin' me? 
This little Bill Bellamy 
Now all the shorties 
Wanna chill with me 
I was like 
Damn, I never felt great till lately 
Makin' all the gurlies 
Who date me 
Hate me 
And usually I'll be gettin' 
Those who I planna' 
Except for two model chicks 
Noarlene and Hannah 
But then aaa 
I had Nana, Nini, Susan 
Make 'em fall in love 
And at the end 
I confuse 'em 
I get bored 
And dump 'em 
No reason gave 
Just get a friend to go tell 'em 
This what I said 
Now lie it... 

Chorus 
Tell shorty I love her 
Tell shorty I need her 
Tell shorty not to cry 
My love for her 
Will never die 

Verse 2 [Joe Flizzow] 
Yo, I ain't never been the type 
To break a woman's heart 
But sometimes 
I sing 'em this song 
When it's time to part 
When it's time to go 
No you can't be with Big Joe 
I tell 'em trust me girl 
In due time you'll know 
Rather break if off early 
Before they in too deep 
Before I lose interest 
Before I start to cheat 
See I don't like that 
I play my game 
With some respect cat 
Leave 'em still loving me 
So later still can tap that 
Some szex with the ezex 
No strings attzached 
Y'all playaz feeling me? 
See I like dzat 
These o's think 
I'm a celebrity? 
And I'm gonna 
Write them a song 
On my next CD 
Well you right 'cause 
This song is about you B 
Or how it's about to be 
I love you girl 
But it ain't meant to be 
I know that don't make sense 
I took your innocence 
Babe I promise that 
We'll still be friends... What 
Might be a lame 
And cowardly reason 
To get away 
But I got that ish 
A lot way back in the day 
Ain't gon' lie say 
I ain't never got played 
Ask my homie K-Laid 
I've been down 
And been betrayed 
We called 'em the ish 
That's every man's unicorn 
The one that got away 
Left you with your heart torn 
But know I'm on my feet 
Life is sweet lets get in on 
And when it's time to exit 
That's it 
Peep this song 
I'm sorry shorty... 

Chorus (2x) 
Tell shorty I love her 
Tell shorty I need her 
Tell shorty not to cry 
My love for her 
Will never die 

Bridge 
Please don't tell my shorty why 
Please don't tell her it's a lie 
Tell her that she's still a dime 
Yeah that's why she can't be mine 
Baby bye bye hugs and kisses 
Fly lies, love and misses 
You can't be my Mrs. 
So goodbye! 

Verse 3 [Malique] 
Yo, whuttup cheeky 
I'm Liquey 
A tad picky 
Specialize in heartbreaks 
And 2 inch hicky 
That's how I picked up 
This curly chic Asha 
Last year 
Walked passed her 
At Mc D's at the cashier 
Nearly crashed her 
Didn't know she had a man 
Till this dude called me up 
I said, "I'm just a friend!" 
Then I met this really cute thang 
Sarah, a VJ 
The problem is she in Jakarta 
Me in PJ 
Came Catherine, a model 
A stunning looker 
When she caught me 
With her bestfriend Luna 
It shook her 
Luca, Stephanie, Daphne, Janice 
Rachel, Kimmy was the president's niece 
Peace!!! 
To all the hearts that I broke on tour 
At least 5 in Indo 
And 4 in Singapore 
But back home 
You know I got scores for sure 
Just tell me 
What type you lookin' for 
I had a chick in showbiz 
She liked to slow kiss 
But I dumped her 
She had halitosis 
Hana, a half Japanese chick 
Friends with Shukri 
Bed wrecker 
Made me go "Yukkuri, yukkuri!" 
Cookery expert 
MILF named Yuzi 
Chilled wit' her two kids 
In their jaccuzi 
The Jaguar chick 
I met at the red lights 
Gimme ten seconds flat 
Imma get my mack right 
Now the list it goes on 
Till the break of dawn 
Yeah I'm strictly white lyin' 
When I'm singin' this song 
Young playaz sing along 
To shoo pigeons 
Who either plain wack 
Or love you 
For wrong reasons 
Like the chicks 
Who only want me 
Cause I'm popular 
Not because that I'm simply 
A fly fella' 
So to all the hearts I broke 
I mean many 
Don't blame it on me honey 
Blame Jenny... 

Chorus 
Tell shorty I love her 
Tell shorty I need her 
Tell shorty not to cry 
My love for her 
Will never die 

Verse 4 [Joe Flizzow] 
I'm lookin' for a ride or die chick 
Down *** chick 
That drive her own whips 
Had Monique 
Fly trick 
Used to buy me force kicks 
Loved to watch pawn flicks 
But couldn't really suck it 
Had to kick her out quick 
Met a half Latin chick in Ipoh 
Her mom was from Rio 
Company CEO 
But damn she had BO 
Adios senorita 
Then I met Anita 
But messed around with Rita (Ain't that her sista?) 
I'm the type of kid 
That could give Stella 
Her groove back 
Never drop corny lines like 
"Baby, you're Too Phat" 
Don't do that 
I drop conversations worthwhile 
That stimulate minds 
And tend to generate smiles 
Operate with style 
How I do is hard to say 
Call me Big J 
Hugh Heffner protegee 
See I ain't met a girl 
That could get down with me 
And blow my mind 
That's why I still 
Play around you see? 
Ya'll think 
I got a thing for flings? 
Well you wrong 
See until I meet 
The girl of my dreams 
I'll keep my game strong 
Keep my game fly 
Keep telling white lies 
Never deal with a trick 
To say my bye bye's 
Somebody please tell shorty 
That it's over 
Somebody go tell shorty 
That I love her 
This is for the better 
Believe my story 
It ain't you 
It's me shorty 
Believe I'm sorry 
C'mon now... 

Chorus 
Tell shorty I love her 
Tell shorty I need her 
Tell shorty not to cry 
My love for her 
Will never die