Tom: D D A D A [Verse 1] D A The change from his cigarettes D A Was not what he'd expect D It's annoying A Not the end of the world Bm A It's not the heat, it's the stupidity E A It's not the drugs, did this to me [Interlude] D A D A [Verse 2] D A Inside each guilty pleasure D A There's a little filthy treasure D A Let's go diving for pearls Bm A In an ocean of beer, what have we here? E A In an ocean of beer, what have we here? [Chorus] A No we don't approve of this D A So it will cost one dollar more E Nothing's so important G D N.C. A We can't adjust in a day or four D A D [Interlude] D A D A [Verse 3] D A I'm either hungry or full D A But I'm rarely satisfied D A The groove is in the grave Bm A It's not the heat, it's the stupidity E A It's not the drugs, did this to me [Interlude] D A D A [Chorus] A No we don't approve of this D A So it will cost one dollar more E Nothing's so important G D We can't adjust A No we don't approve of this D A So it will cost one dollar more E Nothing's so important G D N.C. A We can't adjust in a day or four