Tom: D e|-----------------------------------------| B|-2-2-2-2-2-0-0-0-0-0-3-3-3-3-3-0-0-0-0-0-| G|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-| D|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-| A|-----------------------------------------| E|-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-| D chords marked with an (*) have a similar riff: e|-2-2-2-2-2-0-0-0-0-0-3-3-3-3-3-0-0-0-0-0-| B|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-| G|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-| D|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-| A|-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-| E|-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-| [Intro] D Bm G A D Bm A* [Verse 1] D Bm G A Meet our band of merry men D Bm A* Shake the hand of every one D Bm G A We'll eat your food and steal your wives D Bm A* Buy us beers we're friends for life [Pre-chorus 1] D A We only shoot when shot at G A We give away what we don't need D A We live for fun and freedom G A We stamp out feer and greed [Chorus] D G* To create D F#m you must destroy D G A D* Smash a glass and cry too much joy D* [Verse 2] D Bm G A We sleep on floors and live on crumbs D Bm A* We're a bunch of ugly bums D Bm G A A great idea when we were smashed D Bm A* Turning anger into cash [Pre-chorus 2] D A We ain't seen much G A But we don't starve D A We drive around G A In our mom's cars [Chorus] D G* To create D F#m you must destroy D G A D Smash a glass and cry too much joy D G* To create D F#m you must destroy D G A D* Smash a glass and cry too much joy [Bridge] D* (He does a sorta rambling thing here, just continue the D riff all throughout) [Chorus] D G* To create D F#m you must destroy D G A D Smash a glass and cry too much joy