[Too $hort] 2010! Short Dawg in the house My nigga Hayes in the motherfuckin house [Chorus: Hayes] Cause she don't call by 12 then she don't get to go It's my little secret she don't get to know Got a bitch on the side but she gon' get to go To my right is my wife to my left is my hoe I'm a pimp [Hayes] And I'm slow to stank The only alternative to that kilo cake Give you the same rush as when you slangin bricks When the feds come to town I rely on my bitch There I is, runnin with my backup plan My momma said you need somethin to fall back on man And since I ain't got no GD or college grants I talk a chick into sellin pussy right out her pants By choice, I place it in 'em Like puttin directions in your navi system Like teachin white chicks great dancin rhythm I'm evolvin the game and enhancin pimpin Here I go - runnin plays like a coach 10 G's a night like winnin the Superbowl 5 G's a night like winnin the playoffs There's no need for practice so it's no days off [Chorus] [repeat Chorus first four lines with Too $hort instead] [Too $hort] I always maintain multiple relationships What I say to a bitch I have her makin chips I don't prostitute, every woman in my life Got hoes, a daughter, a momma and a wife Like my nigga Hayes, I know how to send 'em If you check my DNA you'll find a lot of pimpin I don't stop winnin, I keep hot women But the prettiest hoes, sometimes it's not in 'em Everything I want I'm gettin it And if my hoes cain't get it, my bitch is rich I got habits, man my life is lavish I'm hooked on money, I'm a God damn savage Call me daddy, no I don't drive a Caddy I keep it parked in my garage and push the S-550 I'm the Too S-H, O-R-T You lil' BITCH~! You ain't as hard as me [Chorus] [Hayes] It's no accident I'm puttin on the risk where the cash is spent From sittin on the black with the glass is tint Feet raised, I live the life you imaginin on the ground, then we above the sky In our PJ's feelin like a private eye Codename: Magnum, yeah I'm the guy that'll have your girlfriend tellin you a lie And I'm sorry, I don't mean to do it My prominent specialist says I've seen her do it And I'm so on the scene and my steam is the newer Yeah I'm the shit and that attracts your bitch She can feel it - and I have the fire I adjust the levels while equalizer She know whatever she want we can go buy it Any experiments and we can go try it Horseback and the skydivin Menage-a-trois and jet-ski ridin Or just chillin while they at my old iceland That's my wife but I feel that [Chorus] [Too $hort] Shout out to all the real pimps Where you at mayne? Yeah, we still blowin Where the weed smokers at? You in the mix bitch Too $hort Gotta send a special shoutout to all the real hookers