Tom: F Dm Well ya play that tarantella Bb All the hounds will start to roll A The boys all go ta hell Dm And then the Cubans hit the floor Dm And they drive along the pipeline Bb They tango 'till they're sore A They take apart their nightmares Dm And they leave 'em by the door Chorus: Gm Let me fall out of the window A With confetti in my hair Dm Deal out Jacks or better Gm On a blanket by the stairs A I'll tell you all my secrets Dm But I lie about my past Bb A Dm So send me off to bed for evermore Verse 2: Dm Make sure they play my theme song Bb I guess daisy's will have to do A Just get me to New Orleans Dm And paint shadows on the pews Dm Turn the spit on that pig Bb And kick the drum and let me down A Put my clarinet beneath my bed Dm Till I get back in town Chorus Dm Just make sure she's all in calico Bb In the colour of a doll A Wave the flag on Cadillac day Dm And a skillet on the wall Dm Cut me a switch Bb Or hold your breath till the sun goes down A Write my name on the hood Dm Send me off to another town Chorus ( x 2 )