Tom: Eb Eb Diddly da dee dee, Da dee dee dee bolay day a lay bee Bb7 Whoa yeah Eb Boddle an day buddle ay dando wa lay [VERSE 1] Eb Well my mama didn't want me On the day I was born Bb7 I was born without a body Eb I got nothing but scorn Eb But I always loved music All I had was my hands Bb7 I dreamed I'd be famous Eb And I'd work at The Sands [CHORUS] Eb Singing, Tabletop Joe, Tabletop Joe Bb7 Now everyone will know Eb That I'm Tabletop Joe [VERSE 2] Eb I had trouble with the pedals But I had a strong left hand Bb7 And I could play Stravinsky Eb On a baby grand Eb I said, I'm gonna join the circus Cause that's where I belong' Bb7 So I went to Coney Island Eb I was singing this song [CHORUS] Eb Singing, Tabletop Joe, Tabletop Joe Bb7 Now everyone will know Eb That I'm Tabletop Joe [BRIDGE] Ab7 They gave me top billing Eb In the Dreamland show F7 I had my own orchestra Bb7 Starring Tabletop Joe Eb And the man without a body Proved everyone wrong Bb7 I was rich and I was famous Eb I was where I belonged, yeah [CHORUS] Eb Singing, Tabletop Joe, Tabletop Joe Bb7 Now everyone will know Eb That I'm Tabletop Joe Take it home boy [OUTRO] Eb Eb Eb Eb Bb7 Bb7 Eb Eb