Tom: Ab Eb Ab He's an ol' altar boy Bbm Eb7 Lying out there in the street Ab F7 Bbm7 He's an ol' altar boy Eb Db7 Gb7 Bound up in leather and chains Cm F7 Bbm7 That's why I'm feeling so blue Eb7 Ab I'm an old altar boy F7 Bb What about you? [Verse 2] Eb7 Ab Now, I can order in Latin F7 Bbm7 Eb7 Make 'em au gratin, Joe Ab I'm an old altar boy F Bbm7 Eb7 That's why I'm so depressed Db7 Gb7 I never got the rest of the dream Cm7 F7 Just the ritual Bbm7 Eb Now I'm habitual Ab F7 Bbm7 Majoring in crimes that are unspeakable Eb7 Ab Cause I'm an old altar boy F7 Bbm7 That's what happened to me [Verse 3] Eb7 Ab F7 I'm an old altar boy Bbm7 Eb7 Db He's hoping he can meet a woman dressed like a nun Gb7 Cm7 F7 He knows there's got to be some around here Bb7 Eb7 Drinking across from the church Ab F A little Father Cribari wine Bbm Eb7 Ab On a Sunday morn' time [Verse 4] Db Gb I'm an old altar boy Cm F7 Bb7 Why is he winking at this time in his life? Eb7 Ab F7 He never took a wife, cause he's an old altar boy Bbm Eb Oh, yeah... Ab What about you?