Tom: G INTRO: (Play the INTRO like this 7x's over what is being spoken) G Em G //// / / (Spoken) I went to see an old army buddy of mine to do some drinking And his wife had become an alcoholic And I wrote a song about it G Em G //// / / CHORUS: G C Pay no attention to Alice, G Em She's drunk all the time C G Booked on that wine, C Bunches of it G Em G G Em G And it ruined her mind G C Pay no attention to Alice, G Em They say she's a sot, C G Sane she is not C But she loves it G Em G G Em G And it's all she's got VERSE: D C She made that apple pie from a memory G Made them biscuits D From a recollection G Em G G Em G That she had D She cooked that chicken too long C But she don't know that G Em G G Em G Oh, what the hell, D It ain't too bad! CHORUS: G C Pay no attention to Alice, G Em She's drunk all the time C G Booked on that wine, C Bunches of it G Em G G Em G And it ruined her mind G C Pay no attention to Alice, G Em They say she's a sot, C G Sane she is not C But she loves it G Em G G Em G And it's all she's got VERSE: D C Don't talk about the war, I was a coward G Talk about fishing D And all the good times G Em G G Em G Raising hell D Empty that one down, C We'll get another G Em G G Em G It's gettin' late, D We might as well VERSE: D But we ran your car into a ditch, C Man, don't sweat it G I know Ben D Down at the Shell station G Em G G Em G And he'll get it out OUTRO: D C Alice, put your ashes in that ashtray G Em G G Em G I swear woman, D You're gonna burn down the house G C Pay no attention to Alice, G She's drunk all the time