I'd like to be your friend But think of all the friends I've bent I never thought there'd come a day I never thought I'd hear me say I'd disappoint you in the end No new friends please, no new friends for me. Memories of old acquaintance Keep on coming back Some I met at the garden parties Some lives by a railroad track. I'd like to be your friend But think of all the friends I've bent I never thought there'd come a day I never thought I'd hear me say I'd disappoint you in the end No new friends please, no new friends for me. What we are is self appointed There's nothing we can do We'd lose touch with one another And that ain't fair to me or you. I'd like to be your friend But think of all the friends I've bent I never thought there'd come a day I never thought I'd hear me say I'd disappoint you in the end No new friends please, no new friends for me...