Tom: C C [Verse] C Well, all you possum-belly queens, get outta here G C Gypsy's out for blood tonight She's got 'Love' and 'Hate' tattooed on her fists G C She's drunk and she's ready to fight [Verse] F C She used to run a little shot and a beer joint F C Now she's a jockey on the Astro ride F C She took me for a whirl one night G It messed me up inside [Chorus] C F Ai-yi-yi, oh, the rain C G How long can the rain go on? C F There's nothing sadder than a carnival G C On the road to Bayamon [Verse] In a parking lot down in old San Juan G C Out on the road to Bayamon We set up the tents and the alibi joints G C And the freak show from Leon [Verse] F C We had French Canadian racketeers F C And rednecks from down south F C And Puerto Rican pistol boys G With boa constrictor mouths [Chorus] C F Ai-yi-yi, oh, the rain C G How long can the rain go on? C F There's nothing sadder than a carnival G C On the road to Bayamon [Instrumental] C F C G C F G C [Verse] Well, the wirewalker started drinking hard G C The payroll checks never came And somebody stole the little two-headed boy G C And the midway drowned in the rain [Verse] F C Well, it rained through the month of April F C And it rained through the month of May F C And all across that little island G I could hear the children say [Chorus] C F Ai-yi-yi, oh, the rain C G How long can the rain go on? C F There's nothing sadder than a carnival G C On the road to Bayamon [Chorus] C F Ai-yi-yi, oh, the rain C G How long can this rain go on? C F There's nothing sadder than a carnival G C On the road to Bayamon