Tom: C#m
G# - 466544
G#m - 466444
No Capo
[Intro]
4 downstrums while muting all strings
[Verse 1]
E
All panic no disco
E
Like a bird on a hippo
G#m
No one ever saw you
A
And that's why you flew away-way
E
Smiled at all the strangers
E
A bunch of 'see you laterz'
G#m
How's your summer? How's your mama?
A
Look at my new pen
G#m
Moves too smooth
G#
Then moves too bumpy
A
Wishing it was soft
E
But it feels too lumpy
G#m
Singing it all out
G#
At the karaoke
A
Wishing you were Whitney
E
But feeling croaky
[Verse 2]
E
You prepare for the party
E
Combing your parting
G#m
And then you go and realise
A (E/G#)
Your hair looked better in the rain, rain
E
Two hundred perfumes
E
And the colourful costumes
G#
It's all too much for you
A
But it's too soon to leave the room
[Chorus]
B A E E/G#
You'll find someone to fart with, someone to fart with
B A E E/G#
You'll find someone to fart with, fart, fart, fart, fart
[Verse 3]
E
Find a really cool habitat
E
And the truth about fancy hats
G#m
No one saw the difference
A (E/G#)
Grab the biscuit and cry
G# B A
Jenny at the supermarket hates you
E
But it's good
G# B
It's not your fault the fruit
A E
Stickers don't stick as they should
[Verse 4]
E
Not feeling likely
E
Feeling quite unsightly
G#m
Put on your best shirt
A (E/G#)
For the old man on bus, bus
E
Stars are dead but we're alive
E
In the middle of night
G#m
Come with up with a song
A
And sing it to a frog
[Chorus]
B A E E/G#
You'll find someone to fart with, someone to fart with
B A E E/G#
You'll find someone to fart with, fart, fart, fart, fart
[Verse 5]
E E/G#
Fart
A
Somebody to fart with
B
Somebody to fart with
G#m
Somebody to fart with
E E/G#
Fart
A
Somebody to fart with
B
Somebody to fart with
G#m E
Somebody to fart with
E
(You, you, you, you)
[Chorus]
B A E E/G#
You'll find someone to fart with, someone to fart with
B A E E/G#
You'll find someone to fart with, fart, fart, fart, fart
