Tom: C
C
Oh Melania
Em
He walks ahead of ya
F
No good man should do that
Am
He is the mightiest prat
C
The world has ever seen
Em
Why did you become his queen
F
Do you like those tiny hands
Am
Only you can break up the band
Em F
You can be like Yoko Ono
Em F
You don't have to be on your own oh
[Chorus 1]
C
You can shave off all his hair
Am
You can leave him on the lake
D
You could throw his phone down the Grand Canyon
F
And give the world a break
C
You can put him in a rocket
Am
Send him to outer space
D
There should probably be some distance
F C
Between him and the human race.
[Verse 2]
C
Oh Melania
Em
Does he really love ya?
F
More than he loves Bannon
Am A
And the other loose cannons
C
You're the first lady
Em
But we need you to be shady
F
We can see it in those eyes
Am
Are you our hero in disguise?
Em F
You could crush his loony dream
Em F
You could take one for the team
[Chorus 2]
C
You could build him a wall
Am
That surrounds him on all sides
D
You could lock him in a lift with a bunch of scientists
F
Before we're swallowed by the tides
C
Or just leave the tape running
Am
He's bound to say something bad
D
If you could secretly film him hugging a Russian
F C
Then the world is in your hands
[Verse 3]
Melania
Em Dm
We need you
Am G C F
Will you please help us out? Thank you.
C Em Dm
You could go down in history
Am G C F
As the one who set us free temporarily
[Chorus 3]
C
You could cut up all his ties
Am
You could dress him like a goose
D
You could do something quite age appropriate
F
Like take him on a cruise
C
You could put him in a spaceship
Am
Send him to outer space
D
There should probably be some distance
F C
Between him and the human race
[Verse 4]
Melania
Em Dm
We need you
Am G C F
Will you please help us out? Thank you.
