Tom: A D Wish I had a grey Cortina E D Whiplash aerial, racing trim Cortina owner - no one meaner E D Wish that I could be like him [Verse] A Twin exhaust and rusty bumper D Chewing gum at traffic light A Stop at red but leave on amber D E A D Grey Cortina outa sight [Chorus] D Wish I had a grey Cortina E D Whiplash aerial, racing trim Cortina owner - no one meaner E D Wish that I could be like him [Verse] A Furlined seats and lettered windscreen D Elbow on the windowsill A Eight track blazing Brucie Springsteen D E A D Bomber jacket, dressed to kill [Chorus] D Wish I had a grey Cortina E D Whiplash aerial, racing trim Cortina owner - no one meaner E D Wish that I could be like him [Verse] A Never cop a parking ticket D Never seem to show its age A Speed police too slow to nick it D E A D Grey Cortina got it made [Chorus] D Wish I had a grey Cortina E D Whiplash aerial, racing trim Cortina owner - no one meaner E D Wish that I could be like him