Tom: G Am D/F# G Am My sister got lucky, married a yuppie Am D/F# G took him for all he was worth Am D/F# G Am now she's a swinger, dating a singer Am D/F# G I can't decide which is worse (pré-chorus) Em C G D Em C G D but not me baby, I've got you to save me G D C G D C oh yer so bad, best thing I ever had G D C G D C D in a world gone mad, yer so bad Am D/F# G Am My sister's ex-husband can't get no lovin' Am D/F# G walks around dog-faced and hurt Am D/F# G Am now he's got nothin', head in the oven Am D/F# G I can't decide which is worse