JoeMy name's Joe, I'm the CEO Yeah, I'm the man makes the big wheels roll I'm the hand on the green light switch You get to famous I get to be richGo get me a kid with a good-looking face Bring me a kid can remember his place Some hungry poet son of a bitch He gets to be famous I get to be richOr bring me a girl they're always the best You put 'em on stage and have 'em undress Some angel whore who can learn a guitar lick Hey, now that's what I call musicYeah they'll come looking for money when the public gets bored I will fight 'em with lawyers they could never afford Yeah I'll make her look like a spoiled little bitch She gets to be famous I get to be richOr bring me a girl they're always the best You put 'em on stage and have 'em undress Some angel whore who can learn a guitar lick Hey, now that's what I call musicSo burned out Johnny thinks the books are shifty What good's that alkie to me when he's fifty Well we could move catalog if he'd only die quicker Send my regards to the gig and a case of good liquorHe gets to be famous I get to be richHe gets to be famous I get to be richMy name's Joe. I'm the ceo I'm the man makes the big wheels roll.