Tom: C G7 quit your bellyaching bub C saying you can't afford your grub F saying a dollar ain't a dollar no more G tell me buddy what's new G7 can't afford to buy bread no more C well this ain't a charity store F you say your kid's are hungry too G well it's good news for you [Chorus] F you can eat dog food! C you really ought to try it! G you can fricassee it! C you can deep fry it! F flip it on over! C eat it any way! G eat along with rover, C 3 times a day! [Verse 2] G7 it comes in a bag or a can C just the meal for a working man F if you're down on your luck just now G it'll get you through the day G7 if you eat in the afternoon C you're gonna feel like baying at the moon F but you're complaining too soon G this is all I gotta say! [Chorus] F you can eat dog food! C you really ought to try it! G you can fricassee it! C you can deep fry it! F flip it on over! C cook it any way! G eat along with rover, C 3 times a day! [Verse 3] G7 find yourself a little vacant lot C clean the garbage from a little spot F light a fire let the coals get hot G ask the neighbors in! G7 you can open up a can or two C make patties like the swell folks do F have yourself a little barbecue G and let the fun begin! [Chorus] F you can eat dog food! C you really ought to try it! G you can fricassee it! C you can deep fry it! F flip it on over! C eat it any way! G eat along with rover, C 3 times a day!