Tom: C C Could've been the whiskey Might've been the gin Could've been the three or four six-packs, I don't know C7 But look at the mess I'm in F My head is like a football C I think I'm going to die G Tell me, me oh, me oh my C Wasn't that a party [Verse 1] C Someone took a grapefruit Wore it like a hat I saw someone under my kitchen table C7 Talking to my old tom cat F They were talking about hockey C The cat was talking back G Long about then every-thing went black C Wasn't that a party [Chorus] C Could've been the whiskey Might've been the gin Could've been the three or four six-packs, I don't know C7 But look at the mess I'm in F My head is like a football C I think I'm going to die G Tell me, me oh, me oh my C Wasn't that a party [Bridge] F I'm sure it's just my memory C Playing tricks on me D But I think I saw my buddy G Cutting down my neighbour's tree [Chorus] C Could've been the whiskey Might've been the gin Could've been the three or four six-packs, I don't know C7 But look at the mess I'm in F My head is like a football C I think I'm going to die G Tell me, me oh, me oh my C Wasn't that a party [Bridge] F Billy Joe and Tommy C Well they went a little far D They were sitting in the back yard, blowing on a sireen G From somebody's police car [Verse 2] C So you see, Your Honour It was all in fun The little bitty track meet down on main street C7 Was just to see if the cops could run F Well they run us in to see you C In an alcoholic haze G I sure can use those thirty days C To re-cover from the party [Chorus] C Could've been the whiskey Might've been the gin Could've been the three or four six-packs, I don't know C7 But look at the mess I'm in F My head is like a football C I think I'm going to die G Tell me, me oh, me oh my C Wasn't that a party