My friend here said that I should write a song And once I'd written for him I moved on To bigger chords and more complex rhyming schemes And now I think that I Should really try again It's hard to say in such a short amount of time When every single line has got to rhyme I think that I can work it out this time Now it's not just a phase All I do these days Is put my friends into song Playing keys and writing lines of righting wrongs And how they're such lovely people And I'd never live without them in the end So wait for five more years and look for me one day And when you've found me just walk up to me and say Remember me, I'm Jakey P, I'm everything I want to be and I Think you should try To put me into song Playing keys and writing lines of righting wrongs And how I'm such a lovely person And you'd never live without me in the end I'll always be your friend