Tom: F
Dm G Dm
Some of them are hairy
Dm F A
Some of them are bald
Dm F Gm
Some are kind of scary
Bb Gm A
And this is what they're called:
Dm
Vagina
Dm
Vagina
Bb
They call
A
That thing
Dm
Vagina.
F C F
Some belong to virgins
F C Dm
They're really tight and strong
F C F Bb
But big or small, I love them all
Gm A
That's why I sing my song.
Dm
Vagina
Dm
Vagina
Bb
They call
A
That thing
Dm
Vagina.
Dm G Dm
Some of them are smelly
Dm F A
Like clams and fish and such
Dm F Gm
Some smell like a summer's eve
Bb Gm A
'cos they've been douched too much
Dm
Vagina
Dm
Vagina
Bb
They call
A
that thing
Dm
Vagina.
