Tom: Cm
G
I just woke up, should I drink water and stretch? (No, no)
C
I'm gonna drink three cups of coffees
Cm
And smoke a cigarette instead
G G7
And then I'll go on social media until it's dinner time
C
Yeah, smoke some weed and then I'll binge eat
Cm7
Then I got a little time to complain online
[Chorus]
G
I'm anxious
G7
Why is God doin' this to me?
C7
Ooh, it's a mystery, what could it be?
Cm7
Possibly it's all your apathy
G7
Why am I anxious?
I would try to do anything
C
To make my life feel better
Cm7
Except anything that makes my life feel better
[Verse 2]
G7
Hey, baby, I'm self-aware
C
I got that Headspace app because I care
G C
All the talk in thе world don't mean shit
Cm7
If just like this guy, you're a hypocritе
G
Who you callin' hypocrite? I'm a fucking martyr
G7
I've given up sugar and no milk products either
C
Still feel anxious, it's just not fair
C7
For someone like me, so self-aware
G7
You're not self-aware, you're a big dumb fuck
With a dumb fuck face, and now you're outta luck
G
If you're so smart, why am I sad?
C
Because twice a week, you get on the bags
G
Well, maybe it's that (It's definitely that)
G7
Do I need more hugs? (Stop takin' drugs)
C
I guess we'll never know for sure
F C7
Yes, we will, motherfucker, it's because—
[Pre-Chorus]
G
Why am I anxious?
G7
You only sleep four hours a night
C
Ah, why am I anxious?
Cm
You never, ever eat right
G
Ah, that was rhetorical
G7
Then why did you just post a photo of yourself
C A#
Without a shirt on and the caption "Can anybody tell me—"
[Chorus]
G
Why am I anxious?
G7
Why is God doin' this to me?
C7
Even though I ask, I don't want to know
Cm7
I want to get better, but slow
G7
Why am I anxious?
I know what's good for me
C
Except everything
Cm7
Oh, I think that could be it
