Tom: F#m F#m B I am an influencer, but what's an influencer do? E F# Gotta make a little post and influence you, like F#m B Brush your teeth, be kind to one another E F# Take ten minutes to call your mother [Chorus] F#m Call your mother, it's been three long weeks now B Call your mother, a text is not enough E Call your mother, gotta get on the phone F# Call your mother, and give your mother a call F#m Call your mother, you gotta do what I say B Call your mother, 'cause I post on the internet every day E Call your mother, this time not tryna sell my shit F# Call your mother, I'm telling you to Facetime that hot bitch [Verse 2] F#m Call your mother, you can give her a call B Tell her about how you bought a new cowbell E reh-c-cow c-c-cow c-cow-cow F# Bet she'd love it if you told her 'bout your new cowbell F#m Call your mother, just for a little chat B If you were her, you'd probably like that E It's called empathy F# Use it once in a while, you dumb fuck [Chorus] F#m Call your mother, it's been three long weeks now A Call your mother, a text is not enough B Call your mother, gotta get on the phone D E go and give your mother a call F# A You got the power to call your *beeping sounds* mother... B Or don't...Do what you want to do D E I'm not the boss of you [Verse 3] F#m It's called empathy, you gotta A It's called empathy, you gotta B It's called empathy, D E Imagine if you were your own mother F#m A Would you like if your child gave you call? N.C If the answer's yes you would N.C That means that you should [Bridge] F#m A I am an influencer, what can an influencer do? E F# Make a stupid fucking song and influence you F#m A You can change the world soon if you discover E F# Don't have to fix everything, just call your mother, fucker [Verse 4] F#m Ask about her friends B What she did on the weekend E Is she currently free F# To share her banana cake recipe? F#m You don't have to like banana cake B The entire conservation is symbolic E F# You're choosing to talk about something she likes And that is nice [Verse 5] F#m There's a lot of things on the planet that we can't control A E War and famiine, do people like me, am I an asshole? F# Wait, you can change that last one F#m You got the power to be a massive sick cunt [Verse 6] F#m A Listen to a friend, instead of going on Instagram B D E Remember someone's name, hello Sam (they remembered my name) F#m A If you don't do small things just because big things exist B E You are a giant piece of shit [Bridge] F#m A I am an influencer, what can an influencer do? E F# Film myself without a shirt on and influence you F#m A A life on social media, the damage it will do E B Is worth it in the end if I just get one person to [Chorus] F#m Call your mother, give your mother a call B Call your mother, won't take no time at all A Call your mother, that shit will feed your soul F# Call your mother, and put you in control