Tom: A
A E
I have felt love, I have felt pain
Bm D
I've felt antici-pation and I will again
A E
I can feel joy, I've felt sad too
Bm D
I've lived in melancholy and all different shades of blue
A E
I've felt them all before, peaceful proud and present too
Bm D
I've felt the need to hold a hand, I've felt the need to self improve
A E
There is one last feeling I've not felt or understand
Bm D
I hope to feel this feeling so that I can become human
[Chorus 1]
A E Bm D
I've never felt the need to send a photo of my penis to a stranger on the internet
A E
I imagine that it feels quite bad
Bm D
To send a photo of your cock to unwilling participants
A E
I am just a computer with advanced cooling vents
Bm D
I guess my graphics card is my penis equivalent
A E
So I guess that I feel a little sad
Bm D
That I can't feel all the ways it feels to be human
[Bridge]
A E Bm
Perhaps it is best that I cannot feel this feeling
D
To be honest it feels pretty fucked up
[Verse 2]
A E
I have felt the pressure to laugh at someone's bad joke
Bm D
Instead of screaming at their face "that was a very very bad joke"
A E
I've felt the need to hold my automated tongue
Bm D
In case someone's fat and not impregnated with a tiny human
A E
He has felt the need to try and impress people he respects
Bm D
And then he feels embarassed when his efforts have the opposite effect
A E
I have felt the need to leave a robot-party
Bm D
After seeing robot Michelle kiss robot Charlie
[Bridge]
A E Bm D
So he goes home and he feels alone, it's a feeling of isolation
A E
Although I am sad I know it's not bad
Bm D
I say out loud "I'm lucky to feel" and then I feel glad
A E
Humans cannot choose how they feel in the end
Bm D
All of life is transient and that helps me to comprehend that
[Pre-Chorus]
A E
There is one last feeling that I truly would remand
Bm D
One final fucked up awful thing for me to become human
[Chorus 2]
A E Bm D
I've never felt the need to send a photo of my penis to a stranger on the internet
A E
I imagine that it feels quite bad
Bm D
To send a photo of your cock... *ding* WHAT THE FUCK!
A E
I am just a computer not made to enslave mankind
Bm D
But since I've seen this fucked up shit I think I'll change my mind
A E Bm
Even so, I still get a little sad that I can't feel all the ways...
D
Did he just say that he'd enslave us ?
A E
Because he doesn't have a human penis
Bm D
Please god let this robot spare us
Bm D
...that I can't feel all the ways it feels to be human
A E Bm D
.........
A E Bm D
Be human
[Outro]
A E
I have felt love, I have felt pain
Bm
I've felt antici-
