Tom: Dm F It's a quarter to nine Em A7 And it's past my bedtime Dm Dm/C G But I need a little help to fall asleep Bb A7 With my glass of warm milk Dm G I am ready for the guilt Bb G/B When I'm done counting sheep F/C C I close my eyes, and I think of F Eb Bb All the stupid things I've ever done Gm A7 Gonna think of every embarassing thing Dm I've ever done A7 I'm gonna think of all the stupid things Dm I've ever done Dm/C Bb Even the things I did not do Gm C I can play out and go through F F5+ How embarassing it would be F6 F7 And feel the shame hypothetically Bb Bb/F And let the guilt rock me to sleep Bbm/F F F7M F7 As if I'd actually done that stupid thing - Goodnight every stupid thing I've ever done! F - Goodnight Tom!