Tom: A A D I feel like I'm an acrobat, A E I work the wire act, and I walk it nice and tall A D I wave down to a friendly crowd, A E they're screaming nice and loud, but I think they're hoping for a fall [Chorus] Bm D A I said I'm sorry more than twice, kept the conversation nice E But it never got me anywhere Bm D A You do the best to wait your turn, until the day you finally learn E D That it never gets you anywhere, not anywhere [Verse] A D I count my blessings on a napkin ring, A E there's a notch for everything you thought that I deserved, A D and I carve it with a rusty knife A E It's the story of my life, and it's getting more absurd [Chorus] Bm D A I said I'm sorry more than twice, kept the conversation nice E But it never got me anywhere Bm D A You do the best to wait your turn, until the day you finally learn E D That it never gets you anywhere, not anywhere [Verse] A D Somewhere between suicide and total bliss, A E I called for Providence and I asked her for a ride, A D A she found me on the Interstate, with a final twist of fate, E I watched her drive right by [Chorus 2x] Bm D A I said I'm sorry more than twice, kept the conversation nice E But it never got me anywhere Bm D A You do the best to wait your turn, until the day you finally learn E D That it never gets you anywhere, not anywhere [End] D A not anywhere, not anywhere...