Tom: G G C G Well my old man says the Woodstock generation C G Found a way to make this nation Em A D Open up it's eyes and take a look around C D G C And he says my generation, ain't good for nothing G C D C G I can think of something, so I thought I'd write it down [Chorus] C G So here's to hair gel, hanging out at the health spa D C D Using condom sense and watching A Law C D Here's to drum machines, stoned-washed jeans G Em Credit cards and fax machines A D Big bow-headed chicks and frat guys A D Wearing forty dollar tye died T-shirts and big bold paisley ties C D Here's to living off dad as long as you can G Em Blending in with the crowd C D C D C D G Oh my generation, my generation, my generation should be proud We were raised up in the hallowed halls Of half a million shopping malls And there ain't any price that we're too proud to pay We'll buy anything from diet Sprite, too 1,000 points of light Well I'll admit we're not that bright, but I'm proud any way [Chorus] (Same as above, only we're watching Arsenio Hall now and the my generation line gets changed with the stops.) Oh my generation, my generation, my generation got HOPE I DIE BEFOD I GET OLD My generation, my generation, my generation STRIKE A POSE THED 'S NOTHING TO IT My generation, my generation, my generation should be proud [Outro] G C G C G Em A D D G (this starts on proud)