Tom: G
Intro
A|----------------------------------10-9-7---5---------|
E|-----------------3-5-7-8---5-7-8------------8-5--7-3-| (Start strumming the G chord immediately after)
C|--2-4-6-7---4-6-7------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------|
VERSE 1
G
D
She was the worst looking woman to ever grace this county
C G
And I was the loneliest man in the whole damn world
C
But I had me a fool-proof plan
G Em
That I learned from my old man
Am D G
I knew right soon she'd be my kind of girl
VERSE 2
G
D
I admit at first I didn't even want that woman near me
C G
She looked like she'd been beaten up with a rake
C
But as I gulped down another round
G Em
I said Hey, woman, hang around
Am D G
You're gettin' better looking with every drink I take
CHORUS 1
C D G
Cause I can drink any woman pretty
C D G
Just give me a bottle and a little time
C G Em
She may look like an ugly old heffer right now
Am D G
But one more round and that woman's gonna look just fine
INTERLUDE
A|---------------------------------------|
E|-----------5-7----5-7------------------|
C|--2-4-6-7-----7------4---6-4-6---4--2--|
G|---------------------------------------| (Start strumming the G chord immediately after)
VERSE 3
G
D
She was worse than Oprah Winfrey when I first me her
C G
She had floppy ears and this big old busted nose
C G Em
It was kinda hard to ignore that woman's crooked and yellow teeth
Am D G
And them slobby old smelly mismatched dime-store clothes
VERSE 4
G
D
But Johnnie Walker spiced up her wardrobe
C G
And Bourbon straightened out that busted nose
C G Em
A couple of vodka shots added a little bit of dental work
Am D G
Next thing you know I'm sitting next to Marilyn Monroe
CHORUS 1
C D G
Cause I can drink any woman pretty
C D G
Just give me a bottle and a little time
C G Em
She may look like an ugly old heffer right now
Am D G
But one more round and that woman's gonna look just fine
C G Em
She may look like an ugly old heffer right now
Am D G
But one more round and that woman's gonna look just fine
