Woke up this morning, Didn't take a shower, I've been regretting that, For the past hour! Because my head itches, My head itches, yeah! My head itches, My head itches, yeah! Doc i need some dandruff shampoo for my hair! Went to the doctor, He looked at me and he said: Boy what's your reflection? I pointed at my head.. And said.. My head itches, My head itches, yeahhh! My head itches, My head itches, yeahhh! Doc i need some dandruff shampoo for my hair! When the doc was done listening to me, He stared at me quizzically. He said: Toby you don't need me, Dandruff shampoo is otc! So if your head itches, Your head itches, yeah! If your head itches, Your head itches, yeah! (hit the wrong, i hit the wrong cord!) Go to the pharmacy and get some shampoo for your hair-ai-air, Dandruff sha-ampoo For your hai-aiair For your hai-aiair For your hair, For your hair, For your hair, For my head!