Tom: C
F
If women come a dime a dozen,
C
I ain't got a penny
G
Some Guys are getting' way too much,
C
some guys don't get any
F C
But if I had a nickel for every time
F
I'd had enough
C
I'd still be busted and heartbroken
G C
still be tryin' to fall in love
[Verse]
G
I fell in love with Linda
C
she didn't love me back
G
I went crazy over Chrissy,
C
she went crazy over Jack
D7 G
Maria down in Mexico,my Spanish Mona Lisa
D7
Tried to fly her back to Texas
G
but she did not have a visa
[Chorus]
F
If women come a dime a dozen,
C
I ain't got a penny
G
Some Guys are getting' way too much,
C
some guys don't get any
F C
But if I had a nickel for every time
F
I'd had enough
C
I'd still be busted and heartbroken
G C
still be tryin' to fall in love
[Verse]
G
Bought Renee a dozen roses,
C
all she did was make me beg
G
Displayed my love for Donna
C
with a tattoo on my leg
D7
There's a tree where me and Carla
G
carved our names with a pocket knife
D7
But like our love it burned down
G
with a lightning strike
[Chorus]
F
If women come a dime a dozen,
C
I ain't got a penny
G
Some Guys are getting' way too much,
C
some guys don't get any
F C
But if I had a nickel for every time
F
I'd had enough
C
I'd still be busted and heartbroken
G C
still be tryin' to fall in love
[Instrumental]
| G | C | G | C |
D7
Why does everybody say there's lots of
G
fish out in the sea?
D7
When I'm swimming after women
G
they're all laid up on the beach
[Chorus]
F
If women come a dime a dozen,
C
I ain't got a penny
G
Some Guys are getting' way too much,
C
some guys don't get any
F C
But if I had a nickel for every time
F
I'd had enough
C
I'd still be busted and heartbroken
G C
still be tryin' to fall in love
[Outro]
F C
Yeah, busted and heart-broken still be
G F C
tryin' to fall In Love
