If women come a dime a dozen i ain't got a penny Some guys are gettin' way too much, some guys don't get any But if i had a nickel for every time i had enough I'd still be busted and heartbroken, still be tryin' to fall in love I fell in love with linda, she didn't love me back I went crazy over chrissie, she went crazy over jake Maria down in mexico, my spanish mona lisa Got me fly her back to texas but she did not have a visa If women come a dime a dozen i ain't got a penny Some guys are gettin' way too much if some guys don't get any But if i had a nickel for every time i'd had enough I'd still be busted and heartbroken, still be tryin' to fall in love Displayed my love for donna with a tattoo on my lip There's a tree where me and carla carved our name with a pocket knife But like our love it burned down with a lightnin' strike If women come a dime a dozen i ain't got a penny Some guys are gettin' way too much if some guys don't get any But if i had a nickel for every time i'd had enough I'd still be busted and heartbroken, still be tryin' to fall in love Okay Why does everybody say there's lots of fish out in the sea? When i'm swimmin' after women their all lined up on the beach If women come a dime a dozen i ain't got a penny Some guys are gettin' way too much if some guys don't get any But if i had a nickel for every time i had enough I'd still be busted and heartbroken, still be tryin' to fall in love Yeah, busted and heartbroken, still be tryin' to fall in love