Tom: D D G D G D I'm floating in my boat Not the one I used to fish in But the boat I sit in wishin' A I was still floating on my fishing boat D And I'm out here on this river G D Really it's just a creek G D But it's a river when I drink A So I'm drinking on my river boat [Bridge] D I could sail to the ocean If the wind would come and get me A But I ain't goin' nowhere quickly D I'm just a drunkin' sailor G Waiting on a gale D A D With a drink in my hand and a sailboat for sale Bm A G Aye Bm A G Aye D An old pirate sold me on it G D We traded straight across The boat I thought I wanted A For the boat I hate I lost D She'll sing when that wind whistles G D When it doesn't, well she don't G D Just ask that old pirate A That's floatin' on my river boat [Chorus] D I could sail to the ocean If the wind would come and get me A But I ain't goin' nowhere quickly D I'm just a drunkin' sailor G Waiting on a gale D A D With a drink in my hand and a sailboat for sale [Bridge] Bm A G A Never make a handshake deal while sharing someone bottle G A Never buy a boat son that doesn't have a throttle Bm A G Aye Bm A G Aye D I could sail to the ocean If the wind would come and get me A But I ain't goin' nowhere quickly D I'm just a drunkin' sailor G Waiting on a gale D A D With a drink in my hand and a sailboat for sale G D I got a sailboat for sale Bm A G Aye Bm A G Aye