Tom: G G D G My Buddy said his girlfriend was as pretty as can be G D He said © help a brother out tonight and come double date with me G She’s © gotta baby sister and they’re headed into © town G D G They’re lookin for a good time and they’re fun to be ar ound G I said what do she look like? G He scratched his head and stated G D She was a © homecoming football queen before she graduated G We’ll © wine and dine and do em fine and really double © date em G D G Then take em back to the motel and try to separa teim A The showed up in a pick up D They were right on time A His was kind of hefty D But not half as big as mine Em I’m runnin block D Turn the lights down low Em I’m running block D Don’t want no one to know G C A That I tried to drink her skinny but she’s still about 215 G Some times you got to bow up D G And take one for the team G She cleaned her plate at dinner D G Then she ate whats left of mine G D Then she © wolfed down a big cheesecake as I drank all the wine G She © strolled out to the patio for an after dinner ©cig G D I said bro you donner this time and yer gonna owe me big You know why? A “cuz my brother’s havin a party D thought you outta know A He’s got coeds swimming naked D The reason I can’t goooo RUNNIN BLOCK 2 Em I’m runnin block D Turn the lights down low Em I’m running block D Don’t want no one to know G C A That I tried to drink her skinny but she’s still about 215 G Some times you got to bow up D G And take one for the team G D G When we got back to the motel I kicked up my feet G D And shd © put me in a headlock and said snuggle up with me G My © buddy finished early and when he walked through the © door G I was layin there half naked D G She had me pinned down to the floor slow it down here A son, I can’t believe you caught me D with this big ol’ jelly rooolll A You’ll laugh at me tomorrow D You can’t ever tell a soul Em That I’m runnin block D Turn the lights down low Em I’m running block D Don’t want no one to know G C A That I tried to drink her skinny but she’s still about 215 G Some times you got to bow up D G And take one for the team