Tom: Am A D A D [Verse] A Salvage yard scavenging, bent over backwards D The caverns are vast and packed to the rafters with A decaying corpses. Of course it's important. D Pertinent details from primary sources A The voices are louder than ever before, D Sticking forks into four-legged horses A Deplorable forces conspire to fire the lord D and to hire a guy who will try to eat more of the E portions. A guy who's more boorish, D a guy who's more selfish, with elves as his helpers E Hopeless hapless masses are dopes, they suppose D It's the same old rigamarole that we know, E It's as bold as a rodeo. Run with the bulls. D All the bullshit is so, so disposable. Open wounds, broken bones. [Verse] A Choking from smoking these Marlboro hundreds D Dysfunctional, fuck up in front of the public A Dublin is so far away it's disgusting D The way that these laymen conduct their discussions A But it's fun to disrupt if youre cussing enough D Then I call my own bluff, push my luck A Hungry husbands are smuggling in drugs with their blood bubbling, boiling D Recoil from the touch of the boys in the club E Noise erupts from the speakers, they scream from the bleachers D Creatures in need of a teacher E The reason is clear as a really bleached t-shirt D The fever is reaching its peak. E The deceivers are speaking of peace like it's reachable D The evil are peeking through cracks in the steeple. Believe it, it's real. A 'Tis the season, I'm breathing in poison, chest heaving, D Can't even conceive of the next best thing A Arrest these heathens! Forget the trial, lock 'em up, toss the key D Dot the T's, cross the I's, lots of apostrophes E Coughing up boxes of bucks to stay lost D in the fog of this obnoxious process E My conscience is quiet, ensconced in the tarpit D G Cover the garden with carpet, forget and get onto the starship [Verse] D We're off to another dimension the rent's too expensive here G Spent my whole pension improving my penmanship D When does it get any closer to ending? C And can I just mention the stench? G It's relentless when in the presence of elegant gentlemen C The villains have taken their vengeance G I regret to say they've collected the evidence D Repent and pretend every entrance is open to tenants with references C Declare myself president of the emptiness, D Say I'm Rembrandt of dancing on the precipice C Eleven years in and trying to stay relevant D But based on what's left of the remnants of my intestines Dm I would guess I've ingested the medicine. [Bridge] Em Yes, I've been everywhere but everywhere that I've been Bm I've been out of my element, even in my own skin E D And I can't begin to think what I'd tell people back home A D So I tell it to the microphone A D I tell it to the microphone. E D I can't leave the life alone. E D I can't leave the life alone. A D I tell it to the microphone. A D I tell it to the microphone. E D I can't leave the life alone. E D I can't leave the life alone.