You Gave Me a Present 
The Paper Was Blue and Green 
I Unwrapped It With Pleasure 
These Are the Best Shades I've Ever Seen 
You Can Be My Girlfriend 
Forever and a Day 
I Never Thought I Was Worth Much 
Or That Anyone Would Treat Me This Way

I'm Not 
The Kind of Guy 
Who Dresses Like a King 
And a Really Fine Pair of Shades 
Means Everything 
And the Light That Blinds My Eyes 
Shines From You

It Makes Me Come in the Night 
It Makes Me Swim With Delight 
I Like This Pain 
I Like This Mirror, 
I Like These Shades

I Could Have Had a Problem 
I Might Have Never Followed Through 
The Other Guys Are in Trouble 
They Wouldn't Listen to a Girl Like You 
These Shades Say Something 
I'll Bet They Cost a Lot 
I Hope I Don't Break 'em 
I Hope We Don't Break Up

I'm Not 
The Kind of Guy 
Who Dresses Like a King 
And a Really Fine Pair of Shades 
Means Everything 
And the Light That Blinds My Eyes 
Shines From You

It Makes Me Come in the Night 
It Makes Me Swim With Delight 
I Like This Pain 
I Like This Mirror, 
I Like These Shades

I Like These Shades 
I Like These Shades