Tom: E E G E G A G E The beer's all been bought with my brother's ID G My folks are away, they've left only me E The whole suburb knows - no need to call up A G It's my place tonight (Teenage piss-up!) E Most of the girls will chuck before eight G Two Bundy and cokes is all it will take E There's sex in the backyard, someone will claim But who's screwing who? A G E Some bloke will get angry his girlfriend's been nicked G Take a swing at the guy who looked at his chick E The girls will start screaming "You two, break it up" A G B It's on at my place (Teenage piss-up!) [Chorus] E D G A It's my place tonight! (Binge, binge, binge, binge, binge, binge, drinkin', drinkin') E D A B It's my place tonight! (Binge, binge, binge, binge, binge, binge, drinkin', drinkin') E D G A It's my place! (Yo, boy! Pass the bong!) E D A B It's my place tonight! (Binge, binge, binge, binge, binge, binge, drinkin', drinkin') E G E G A G E The party will break up when I call the cops G Or my parents come home and everything stops E There'll be CDs destroyed - mainly my dad's A G B There'll be binge drinking, just like on the ads! [Breakdown] E|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7s21-----------------| B|----------------------------------------------| G|----------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------| A|----------------------------------------------| E|------------------------(p| ickscratch)---------| [Bridge] E D G A Years later we'll look back and think of the time E D A B When we thought having fun meant all getting blind E D G A And when we're away our teenage children play up E D A B It's my place tonight for a teenage piss up [Chorus] E D G A It's my place tonight! (Drink beer quickly to be a real hero) E D A B It's my place tonight! (It don't taste nice, that's why they make Sub Zero) E D G A It's my place! (Yo, boy! Pass the bong!) E D A B It's my place tonight! (I don't have to go to a psychologist B My reason for drinking is I wanna get pissed) [Ending] B