Teenage Fucking Jesus

Teenage Fucking Jesus got His mother's first perusal
She probably still had quite a lot of the epidural.
She held Him in her arms and said: "He's Teenage Fucking Jesus."
It's funny, no? What gives in our head when such a whim can seize us?
Teenage Fucking Jesus He was. No one's saying it is fair
But some things you accept because we all have a cross to bear.