Part One: The Ballad of J. Alfred White Australia Policy Let us go then, you and I With the patient stretched out against the sky And the women come and go And talk lots of symbolic crap. Part Two: The Petty - Bourgeois Revolution Karl Marx, come on down. Vladimir Lennon, come on down. Joseph Engels, come on down. And now, here'ssssssssssssssss Johnny. Part Three: Art, Religion and the French Neo - Classical Dialectic Howard Hughes bottled his piss After he drank some tinnies - He was afraid that he'd miss, And now he plays the pinnies. Part Four: The Hairy Diadem The "Hairy Diadem" does not cause much affront Because it is John Donne's euphemism for "cunt"