Tom: E B E All I want is 50 million dollars B E And seal silk to protect me from the cold C# F#m If I only knew how stocks would go in Wall Street B E And were living in the mansion built of gold [Verse 2] B E If I only owned Pennsylvania Railroad B E And if Tuesday Weld would only be my wife (Oh, Tiny!) C# F#m If I could only stay sixteen forever B E Then I'd know that I'd be satisfied with life [Verse 3] B E All I want is wheatgerm for my breakfast B E A Champagne fountain sizzling at my feet C# F#m While Rockefeller waiten on the table B E And Lombardo's band playin' while I eat [Verse 4] B E If I only owned Western Union cable B E And if Tuesday Weld would only be my wife (Tiny, I love you!) C# F#m If I could only stay sixteen forever and ever and ever B E Then I'd know that I'd be satisfied with life [Spoken] B E Hello, my dear friend B E Don't run away from all this world B E It's a great big beautiful world B E With fabulous happy faces around C# Well, I can see this one over here, you lovely thing F#m B E Why, it's beautiful, it's clean, and it's calm and it's modern B E B E B E If I can have them all, why, I'll tell you, I'll tell you B E Then I'd know that I'd be satisfied with life