Tom: F F Bb F Bb [Verse 1] F Bb F It was him and her, Benjamin was left alone with someone's girlfriend. Bb I can't remember, her name but she looked like, F Bb F The girl you saw last night at the bus who, Bb C Made you sober made you, mad made you happy made you sad Dm Bb She carried bad news in, her big blue handbag C Dm Bb Oh oh no, what's a boy to do [Interlude] F Bb F Bb [Verse 2] F Bb Ah he watched in awe as she picked up cigarette butts from the floor F Bb F Too impatient to purchase her own pack besides she Bb F Hates using her own things, and Benjamin well he just grinned. Bb He had an inkling she would be the death of him. C Dm Bb C Dm Bb But he's too happy well and truly sweet and how could he go back to sucking lemons. C Dm Bb Oh oh no C Dm Bb Oh oh no [Verse 3] F Bb F As they passed, paths cherry cross she gave a blind man tuppence Bb F For his sunglasses as she told him it was a tenner. Bb F Bb Impatient little hustler and they sat in the rain and waited for the sun to come to make it seem more fun C Dm Bb And they sat in the rain, C Dm Bb she put a blind man's glasses on him. C Dm Bb Oh oh no C Dm Bb Oh oh no Gm What's a boy to do with you? [Interlude] Bb C Gm Bb C Gm Bb C Gm Bb C [Ending] F Bb Poor, poor Benjamin F Bb Poor, poor Benjamin, why he just grins F Bb Poor, poor Benjamin F Bb F Poor, poor Benjamin