Tom: G
G Cadd9 G
Name me three things uglier than Dale Jarrett's car
N.C. C9 D (Let ring)
Keith Richards naked, thats close but no cigar
G Cadd9 C9
The Elephant Man in bowling shoes, with a chili vomit stain
N.C D G
Or french kissin that poor woman from "Throw Mama From The Train"
G Cadd9 G
Name me three things uglier than Dale Jarrett's car
N.C C9 D (Let ring)
Lyle Lovett naked, dancin in a leather bar
G Cadd9 C9
Richard Petty naked without his glasses or his hat
N.C D G
Chick McGee naked.... oh, its uglier than that.
G Cadd9 G
Name me three things uglier than Dale Jarrett's Ford
N.C C9 D
Tony Siragusa in a jock strap, bouncin' on the divin' board
G Cadd9 C9
Gettin' caught without an umbrella in the middle of a s t storm
D G
But at least its the same color as a Dale Jarrett uniform!
