Tom: A
A A A A
A
Some weirdos moved in across the street
And they were keepin' my wife awake
D
12 hours of the Goo Goo Dolls
E
Was a bout all she could take
A
So, I went over there and bummed a cigarette
D
Told 'em, "break it up pretty soon"
E
Some Abor iginese midgets found me 2 days later
A
On the dark side of the moon
A7
Uh oh
D
That wuttin' a Marlboro
E A
Was that new Prince Albert, in the left handed can
A7
Uh oh...
D
That wuttin' a Marlboro
E
But, that stuff's enough to make Janet Reno
A
Look like the Marlboro Man
D A
Kinda looked like a Lucky or a short Pall Mall
E7 A
Tastes like horse maure, but Menthol
D A
If it legally reaches the public's lips
E7
There's gonna be a shortage of tater chips
D A
We can finally start hating Phillip Morris' guts
E A
Cause this stuff, kicks a cigarette's butt
D A
My brain said it's somethin' it had never seen
E
It beats the tar out of nicer'tine.
A7
Uh oh.
D
That wuttin' a Marlboro
E A
But it's the Surgeon General's, nephew's favorite brand
A7
Uh oh...
D
That wuttin' a Marlboro
E
But, two packs of that will have the Backstreet Boys
A
Soundin' like a regaee band
E
It'll have the fellers at the DEA
A
Coughin' on the witness stand
A7
Uh oh.
