Tom: Am Asus2 Asus2 Amadd9 E|---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0-|---0---0---0---0-0---------------| B|-----0-------0-------0-------0---|-----0-------0---1---------------| G|-2-------2-------2-------2-------|-2-------2-------4---------------| D|-2-------------------------------|-2---------------2---------------| A|-0-------------------------------|-0---------------0---------------| E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| [Verse 1] (Amadd9) G Hello, coffee, my old friend Am I've come to order you again F C I hear the grinding of espresso beans F C I need a double shot of pure caffeine F C And the indie band on the speaker soothes my brain Am So I'll remain C G Within the sounds Am Of Starbucks [Verse 2] Am G Tried to brew my own at home Am But felt so quiet and alone F C I need to be amid the morning rush F C Where the leather chairs are soft and plush F C And I'll drink a grande cappuchino with a pumpkin scone Am And charge my phone C G Listen to the sounds Am Of Starbucks [Verse 3] Am G Then I heard an awful scream Am They had totes run out of cream F C A new employee spilled the coffee grounds F C And the wi-fi went completely down F C And a lady in yoga pants threw her latte at the wall Am The cops were called C G Then came the sound Am Of sirens [Verse 4] Am G In the drive-through lane I saw Am A thousand hipsters, maybe more F C People paying without drinking F C People waiting, they were all freaking F C People going off 'cause they couldn't get a carmel frappe Am Holy crap C G A riot started Am At Starbucks [Verse 5] Am G While a Bible Study prayed Am Baristas formed a barricade F C The manager cried out a warning F C To the angry mob that was forming F C And he said, "I checked Google Maps, there's another one across the street." Am So we stampede C G And return to the sounds Am Of Starbucks