Hey everybody! Gather 'round! I'm here to give you anything you like! You want a car, money, mortages?! Whatever you like! You have come to the right place! Why? I'll tell you why!) Who can take your money? (Who can take your money?) With a twinkle in their eye? (With a twinkle in their eye?) Take it all away and Give it to some other guy [Chorus] The Government (the Government) The Government can! (The Government can!) Who can watch the Sun rise? (Who can watch the Sun rise?) Who can touch the trees? (Who can touch the trees?) Get you ot of business and Collect up all your fees [Chorus] The Government can 'cause They mix up a batch of lies and Make it all taste good! (Make it all taste good!) The Government takes Everything we make To pay for all of their "sollutions" Healthcare, Climate Change, Pollution (Throw away the Constitution) Who can give a bailout? (Who can give a bailout?) Tell us to behave? (Tell us to behave?) Make the Founding Fathers Roll in their graves [Chorus] The Government takes Everything we make They're power hungry And malicious The economy is vicious Soon we'll have to eat our dishes Mmm! Delicious! Who can be a failure? (Who can be a failure?) In so many ways? (In so many ways?) Standing in the fire, HEY! We'll give ourselves a raise! [Chorus] The Government can 'cause He mixes up a batch of lies and Make it all taste good! (Make it all taste good!) And your Uncle Sam can 'cause He mixes up a batch of lies and Makes it all taste good! (Makes it all taste good!) And I feel so good Because the Government Says I should! Oh!...