If there's a list of all the stupid things we've done
it's a long, long list and we've just begun
I pissed away most of my youth
In some lazy one street rock roll band
And the rest standing on some foreign corner
With a shovel in my hand
And a hat at my feet
When nobody in this world believes anything you say
You can't blame those teenagers
'Cause they're just stupid that way
Take a deep drink of the night
If you can't run, well I guess you'll have to fight
Torture comes to mind
When I think about pouring over every line of that same old story
If there's a list of all the stupid things we've done
It's a long, long list and we've just begun
I don't imagine that there's two kinds of people left in this world besides bad and evil
Lucky for me I'm stupid as the day is long
Stupid, stupid as the day is long
Stupid as the day is long
I'm stupid as the day is long
