Me, the Big Toe Joel, and crazy Dave
Smiling over high tops about getting laid
Brag all you want to, I got nowhere to go
Blew all my money on a rainy day
Girl with angel print stockings
Got your jaw bone so tight
Correct me if I made a mistake
Well your angel been bent
At 90 degrees for about two hours too long
Careen down the road, broken bones and Escalades
Robles park brothers they dance all day
Fat beat athlete, trouble seems to come my way
We all found the Lord, we all found faith
Ain't it hard dreaming about
When all the stars look the goddamn same
Break your bones kid, give up your last regret
Go to the corner, go on
And get yourself some cigarettes
You'll be by yourself in the morning
You'll be by yourself at noon
You got a quick check loan
Catch me at the liquor store
Or tearing up the avenue
Baby, forgive me
Me the Big Toe Joel, and crazy Dave
Smiling over high tops about getting laid
Brag all you want to about
The pretty little stripper with the braceface
I ain't got nowhere else to go
Blew all my money on a rainy day
Careen down the road, broken bones and Escalades
Robles park brothers they dance all day
Fat beat athlete, trouble seems to come my way
We all found the Lord, we all found faith
Ain't it hard dreaming about
When all the stars look the goddamn same
Juliet's cracked up on Nebraska Avenue
And your daddy's out here huffing paint
Oh, I want to leave this town
All I do here is get high and wait
Got arrested in the backroom, honey
Why didn't you call me back?
I'm out here on Hillsborough Ave
Waiting for another check
Orient road ain't half as ugly as it looks
Besides they only got one Big Book
And I'm trying to read it this time
