Tom: Em G C Em In a world we call our home there's lots of room to roam A plenty of time to turn mistakes into rhyme G C there's a place for those who love their poetry Em A it's just across from the sign that says Pros Only D So if you like a band with a chick singer C D say your cup of tea is a wall of trombones C If you dig Menudo or MDC we salute you the way we know [Chorus] G C For every one with dollar signs in his eyes Em A there must be hundreds who look at you as if you're some kind of D G C F Em D Rhythm section want ad - no others need apply G C Am D to the rhythm section want ad - I'll tell you why [Verse] G C Em Hats off to the new age hairstyle made of bones A Hats off to the use of hats as megaphones G C Speak softly, drive the Sherman tank Em A Laugh hard it's a long way to the bank D C Do you sing like Olive Oyl on purpose? D C You guys must be into the Eurythmics [Chorus] G C For every one with dollar signs in his eyes Em A there must be hundreds who look at you as if you're some kind of D G C F Em D Rhythm section want ad - no others need apply G C Am D to the rhythm section want ad - And here's the reason why [Bridge] Cm6 [Verse] G C Em Hats off to the new age hairstyle made of bones A Hats off to the use of hats as megaphones G C Speak softly, drive the Sherman tank Em A Laugh hard it's a long way to the bank D C Do you sing like Olive Oyl on purpose? D C You guys must be into the Eurythmics [Chorus] G C For every one with dollar signs in his eyes Em A there must be hundreds who look at you as if you're some kind of D G C F Em D Rhythm section want ad - no others need apply G C Am D G to the rhythm section want ad - And here's the reason why D G C F Em D Rhythm section want ad - no others need apply G C Am D G to the rhythm section want ad - And here's the reason why