Tom: G G You said Nick Cave was your favourite guy C I listened to his album, it made me cry G He was singing about killing her C I was thinking about killing her G I walked into your favourite bookstore C Pretended I was browsing and nothing more G But I was hoping I'd see you with her C I was hopin' I'd see you with her G And I may be obsessed with puppies and dogs C But it helps me from feeling depressed all the time G C 'Cause you only call me, at four in the morning [Chorus] Em I don't hate her C I hate you G Its not her fault D This ones on you Em And if you don't love her C Honestly G Then let her know D So its not on me Em C G D It's not on me Em C G D It's not on me [Verse 2] G A vegan is what I pretended to be C Even got me a job at Mrs Flannery's G C Just so I could be the girl of your dreams G And then I went on your facebook G To see if you're single C G And accidentally liked something from 400 weeks ago C I'm so embarrassed G I played my first show and I saw you there C I got so nervous I fell off my chair G Why did you bring her C Why did you bring her there [Chorus] Em I don't hate her C I hate you G Its not her fault D This ones on you Em And if you don't love her C Honestly G Then let her know D So its not on me Em C G D Not on me Em C G D Not on me [Outro] G And five years have passed G And we haven't spoken C G And I heard that you guys have broken up C Oh well