Thelma Plum

Nick Cave

Thelma Plum


Tom: G

G
You said Nick Cave was your favourite guy
C
I listened to his album, it made me cry
       G
He was singing about killing her
      C
I was thinking about killing her
  G
I walked into your favourite bookstore
  C
Pretended I was browsing and nothing more
           G
But I was hoping I'd see you with her
      C
I was hopin' I'd see you with her
      G
And I may be obsessed with puppies and dogs
       C
But it helps me from feeling depressed all the time
                G                        C
'Cause you only call me, at four in the morning

[Chorus]
Em
I don't hate her
C
I hate you
G
Its not her fault
D
This ones on you
Em
And if you don't love her
C
Honestly
G
Then let her know
D
So its not on me
         Em   C G D
It's not on me
         Em    C G D
It's not on me

[Verse 2]
G
A vegan is what I pretended to be
C
Even got me a job at Mrs Flannery's
 G                                  C
Just so I could be the girl of your dreams
G
And then I went on your facebook
G
To see if you're single
C                                      G
And accidentally liked something from 400 weeks ago
C
I'm so embarrassed
G
I played my first show and I saw you there
 C
I got so nervous I fell off my chair
G
Why did you bring her
C
Why did you bring her there

[Chorus]
Em
I don't hate her
C
I hate you
G
Its not her fault
D
This ones on you
Em
And if you don't love her
C
Honestly
G
Then let her know
D
So its not on me
       Em C G D
Not on me
       Em C G D
Not on me

[Outro]
G
And five years have passed
G
And we haven't spoken
C                                     G
And I heard that you guys have broken up
   C
Oh well