Spray Lysol in my room cause it smells bad I'm lighting matches cause this Lysol smells like eggs And my legs are really skinny cause my jeans are squeezing them too tight. So right now I'm feeling green like my mini van Like my mini van Like my mini van Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na I'm feeling green like my minivan(x2) Give me that bag of Starbursts I just eat the reds cause the pinks all hate me Fifa everyday I scored a home run - I'm a pro at this And I got stuck in my mini van cause my doors are broken, they don't wanna open I called my friend Wanye Kest he came to my house and brought me cereal Cheerios we love to eat healthy cereal Fruit Loops - Tucan Sam is a human Pencils we love to do our math homework Stabbing we actually don't like each other Spray Lysol in my room cause it smells bad I'm lighting matches cause this Lysol smells like eggs And my legs are really skinny cause my jeans are squeezing them too tight. So right now I'm feeling green like my mini van Like my mini van Like my mini van Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na Na I'm feeling green like my mini van (x2) Gimme that Sharpie ASAP I'm gonna draw a face You tell me who it is That looks like crap So I'm gonna clap Cause I can't make a wrap I'm all out of Mayo I found a penny I put it in my pocket I named it an Benny and mowed my lawn I called my friend Wanye kest, he came to my house and brought me eggs Eggos, we gonna make our own waffles Alcohol, we gonna rub it on my arm Pancake, we gonna break a world record Confusion we actually don't know each other Smashing pumpkins on the ground Cause they're Orange I punch my friend in the chest and he shot me And my pants are still too tight and I can't remove them from my legs So right now I'm feeling green like my mini van Like my mini van Like my mini van Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na Na I'm feeling green like my mini van (x2) I drive my mini van everywhere where I go, every every where I go every, every where I go (x3) Spray Lysol in my room cause it smells bad I'm lighting matches cause this Lysol smells like eggs And my legs are really skinny cause my jeans are squeezing them too tight. So right now I'm feeling green like my mini van Like my mini van Like my mini van Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na Na I'm feeling green like my mini van (x2)