Number one, Number one Now the song has just begun With a rum tum taddle um Old John Bradlelum Hey what funny folk we'd be Number two, Number two The rooster crows cock-a-doodle-doodle-doo With a rum tum taddle um Old John Bradlelum Hey what funny folk we'd be Number three, Number three I like you and you like me With a rum tum taddle um Old John Bradlelum Hey what funny folk we'd be Number four, Number four Knock, knock, knock, knock at your door With a rum tum taddle um Old John Bradlelum Hey what funny folk we'd be Number five, Number five Five buzzy bees buzzing in a hive With a rum tum taddle um Old John Bradlelum Hey what funny folk we'd be