Even now, even all these years on I can still taste golden syrup on my tongue The woozy lights of the bridges On the water, the broken images Of broken people wandering through sleep And you know I hated it, I hated that job at the factory I hated acting cheerful when the foreman came around I looked deep in his mouth, it was pitch black And I can't bring myself to go back Bread rising in the oven like a ghost Later to be toast, burning under the grill Hot apple cider bubbling on the wooden window sill I am waiting here for someone to take a bite out of my neck I have become a nervous wreck And the furniture is made of licorice Like the little hairs growing on my arm I can't promise you a good time I can't promise you a great time But I doubt you'll come to any harm Sprinkle sugar over me I felt like a cold beer in the shade I didn't feel like watching the parade I felt like a man not in his rightful time and place I felt like I wandered into the room too late And in the ice cream parlour, scooping rum and raisin I could never get excited about special occasions But I paid my way, and somehow I am still able to say I have not murdered anyone And you remember I enjoyed the anxiety It went on joylessly, joylessly like the 1990s But I took a certain comfort in sticking out like a sore thumb The rivers ran red but nevertheless I felt numb Sprinkle sugar over me And the telephone ceaselessly rings And somewhere someone handsome sings A song for my specific situation A song for a man of my station A song in the key of gee whizz! You're letters were better than anything I ever read But there are thoughts that should never be completed making inroads in my head Like 'only children have to be their own cain 'Only children know my pain' Sprinkle sugar over me The ceiling fan will shower us with dust My tongue is caked with tiger balm I can't promise you a good time I can't promise you a great time But I can offer up a little of my famous charm And they're smuggling drugs in the dumb waiter All men fall back on bad ideas sooner or later In the full heat of summer The landlord did a runner I've got nothing to do with last months rent Sprinkle sugar over me